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Have You Read Any Of These Short Books?

FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac

MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno

HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE
by John Denver

HOW TO HUNT
by Dick Cheney

MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore

AMELIA EARHART’S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

AMERICA ‘S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS DETROIT: A Travel Guide

A COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian

ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by the EPA

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

BRIDGE TRAVEL
by Ted Kennedy

MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson


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Have you heard…..?

Just Released – Agenda for Day one of the Democrat takeover of Congress:

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding – Barney Frank, presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender – French President Jacques Chirac

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund.

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay – Sean Penn.

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military – a short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award by Michael Moore.

9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers – Howard Dean.

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad.

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the Internet.

11:15 P.M. Resolution sponsored by John Kerry and John Murtha: Our Troops are War Criminals

11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton.

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.


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What if Hillary did get nominated in 2008? I found the agenda.?

Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008:
7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding — Barney Frank Presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan– Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender — French President Jacques Chirac
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay Sean Penn
9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore
9:55
9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:00 P.M. How George bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers — Howard Dean
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet
11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals — John Kerry
11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy Wire Transfer Meridian Bank proposes a toast
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home


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    Do you think the democrat national convention will be like this?

    2008 Democratic National Convention

    >>
    >>7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
    >>7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
    >> 7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    >>7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Non religious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
    >> 8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    >>8: 05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
    >>8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding– Barney Frank Presiding.
    >> 8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    >>8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan — Susan Sarandon.
    >>9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender –French President Jacques Chirac.
    >> 9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    >>9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund.
    >>9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay with Sean Penn.
    >> 9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.
    >> 9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    >>9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore.
    >> 9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    >> 10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers — Howard Dean.
    >>10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad.
    >> 11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    >>11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet.
    >> 11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals — John Kerry.
    >>11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton.
    >> 12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    >>12: 05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home!!!!
    by the way I,m no republican but I found this humerous.
    No sean I’m libertarian leaning but very conservative
    Adam D the problem with you liberals is you dont know how to laugh.
    Thanks Dark Angel, to each his own.


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